D'ya ever hear the tale about Willie The Weeper
He made his living as a chimney sweeper
He had a dope habit and he had it bad
Let me tell you about a dream he had

Went to a hot joint the other night
Where the lights were burning bright
Smoked a dozen fills or more
When he woke up he was on a foreign shore

The Queen of Sheba was the first he met
She called him lovey dovey and honey pet.
She made him a present of an automobile
With a diamond headlight and a silver wheel

It's then he sailed to the coast of sand
Yes he rubbed his nose, said I wonder where I am
From the King of Siam, he wanna make it no more
The he sailed to Monte Carlo, 'cause the King got sore

Yes baby there in Monte Carlo, he played roulette
He won a record, couldn't lose a bet
And when they told him that the banks were broke
He bought a million dollars, ?

And the he fell with a splash into the nile
A'ridin' a sea-goin' crocodile
He winked at Cleopatra, she said Aint he a sight
He said what are you doing next saturday night.